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The Deputy and His Wife

buildingsheriff — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:09:45 +0000

The Deputy and His Wife is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

The Deputy and His Wife is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog The Deputy and His Wife It was Good Friday early morning and I’d been awake for an hour mulling things over, like you do. My wife had just woken up so I put a couple of my mullings to her to see [...]

The Caff

buildingsheriff — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 17:26:31 +0000

The Caff is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

Actually, she gave me the most terrifying ultimatum a working man can get. No, not withdrawal of my conjugal rights, it was far worse than that, “Breakfast or Beer”; your choice…one or the other!

A Taste of A Builder’s Own Medicine

buildingsheriff — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 18:58:28 +0000

A Taste of A Builder’s Own Medicine is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

The “message bloke” then got back to me with a verbal quote, which was about a thousand quid more than I expected. He said that if I thought it was worth considering he would come round in a bit, measure up properly and give the real quote. Now then……hands up any deluded fool who would expect his initial verbal price to be reduced?

Pie in the Sky

buildingsheriff — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 07:55:37 +0000

Pie in the Sky is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

What makes the perfect builder then? One who turns up on time, every day until the jobs done perfectly, considerately and on budget…… That should just about cover it. There shouldn’t really be a next line here of course but failing the above, one who keeps householders informed, would be much appreciated. (If you have to ask “Informed about what”? You’ve never had builders in, have you)!

Norman goes to the Merchants

buildingsheriff — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 16:21:50 +0000

Norman goes to the Merchants is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

While you’re hiding in the woodpile, try and work out the serving process. Do the real builders all go straight into the shop, order stuff and then come into the yard to get it, or is it entirely the other way around. Do they find a yardman, select what they want then go into the shop to pay for it, is there a queuing system?

Plastering Tips and Tricks

buildingsheriff — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:35:44 +0000

Plastering Tips and Tricks is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

Plastering is a great case in point. The job needs to be done in stages and, to do it properly. It's a Kenny Rogers - you need to know when to trowl it, and know when to leave it - "You've gotta know when to hold 'em..." So sit back, have a cuppa and watch the process!

Cowboy Builders

buildingsheriff — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 08:20:13 +0000

Cowboy Builders is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

Good builders who are honest decent blokes, which is what we are. We do our best to please all of the people all of the time, foul up on that as often as the next man and every now and again mess up on something or other which we then try to put right as smartly and quickly as possible. Just like you in fact! Cowboys. These are stupid lads who are rubbish builders and just playing at it. They come and go and couldn’t care less. BUT they aren’t generally part of the next lot. Thieves. These are the buggers highlighted on the telly programmes. They actually set out to deceive and cheat and rob you.

Points to remember when hiring a builder:

buildingsheriff — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 20:28:01 +0000

Points to remember when hiring a builder: is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

- Ask friends and neighbours to recommend a good builder. - Go to your local builder’s merchant and ask the manager to recommend someone. - Check reputable builders’ associations and federations. - Always get three quotations – you do not have to accept any. If you are unhappy, find more builders. - Equally, the cheapest quotation is not always the best quotation. - Trust your instinct – does the builder seem enthusiastic about the job or merely the money? - Is he well mannered? Does he offer to take his shoes off on entry? Is he clean? A polite person is far more likely to show respect to you and your home.

Top Ten Most Profitable Building Jobs

buildingsheriff — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 07:28:49 +0000

Top Ten Most Profitable Building Jobs is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

Electrics. Well, where do I start? Electric shocks, scare stories? Believe it or not THEY ARE ALL TRUE! Apart from gas fitting, this is the one area your really shouldn’t mess with. It’s not just the fact that you’ll potentially get a whack from the mains that will make Joe Frazier’s left hook look like a tickle from Ken Dodd’s duster, but you are more than likely to mess up and leave Joe Frazier’s left hook (and then some) waiting for the next unfortunate soul (or child) who was at the back of the queue when God was dishing out good fortune. No, leave well alone and get a professional in. Consider the money well spent.

Space Thieves!

buildingsheriff — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 08:18:14 +0000

Space Thieves! is a post from: The Building Sheriff's Blog

Now, here’s a recurring problem that confronts builders time and time again. Your job will need a skip, your builder has included it in the price and it arrives on site. Hopefully that’s where it goes on site away from your friends and neighbours. You’ve noticed skips out on the road with boards and tarps over them? That’s because they’re being left there over night. Why cover them, so they don’t get filled up at dead of night by your neighbours and various travelling itinerant skip fillers.